Traffic stats on this site appear to revolve around when Laurence and I post. When I dominate the entries site traffic declines and when Laurence posts it rises.

So the majority of readers of this site should be happy to hear that Laurence will be back from his adventures in Cape Town shortly. Contrary to the rumours I didn’t drug him and put him on a train to Poffadder after one of our political disagreements.

I’ll rather reserve that for his one day future bachelor party.